Trust The Boo Process

Trust The Boo Process

A Seventeen Chat fic

Synopsis

Everyone on campus knows one universal truth:
If Boo Seungkwan can't find you a match, you are either a lost cause or destined for celibacy.

And Hansol Vernon Chwe?
Baby boy is perilously close to option two.

He's been single for centuries (okay, two years), and his friends are now looking at him with the same concern you give a plant that has wilted beyond recognition.
He doesn't flirt, doesn't date, doesn't even look at people-he just goes to class, games until ungodly hours, writes his assignments at 3 a.m., and cracks jokes so niche you need a PhD in "Vernon Studies" to understand them.

So his friends do what any chaotic, overinvested friend group would do: they call in Boo Seungkwan.

Seungkwan-the campus Cupid, gossip hotline, problem-solver extraordinaire.
He knows everyone, has gossip on everyone, and has successfully matched up half the university through sheer force of personality. And he takes one look at Vernon and decides he's a project.
What starts as a simple mission quickly spirals into campus-wide chaos.

Blind-date plans collide with reconnaissance missions, secret crushes, heated rivalries, and accidental shipping. Vernon did not ask for this. He cannot stop this. He's just being escorted through the mess like a mildly confused housecat.

It's embarrassing.
It's messy.
It's entangled friendships, rivalries, and a love polygon that no one asked for-but everyone is here for.
It's... kind of nice, actually.