I Hate You More (Flippy x Fliqpy)

{!Disclaimer!}
Mondo Media is the owner of these characters; this is simply fanfictional, and I do not owe the image either. For all my weirdos out there, who are still into this delusional, non-canon ship.
There are no triggers, but do be warned, this is VERY lewd and NOT for kids...at all!! Go do your homework or something.
{Story}
(Flippy and Fliqpy will be separate characters apart from the canon fact of them being the same person.) Flippy, Fliqpy, and Flaky are out having fun and bonding together, making happy memories, and enjoying wholesome moments. Of course, Fliqpy, being as grumpy as he is, wasn't having it. Flippy had to excuse himself to take a phone call leaving the shy porcupine with the menacing psycho twin. Flaky makes the mistake of admitting that she has deep feelings for Flippy. And for Fliqpy, he didn't take that too well. One would even say he's challenging her.