How to kill a cat

When the BAU is called to a quiet town to investigate a disturbing case of cats with bloody paws, they uncover a pattern of relocations, unexplained deaths, and a war waged one cat at a time-one that leads somewhere no one anticipated.

Author's Notes:
Despite the title, no cats were harmed in this story.

Paw‑lease Note 🐾
This tail contains feline‑induced chaos, psychological scratching, purrr‑anoia and a few lives lost to escalating madness. Not for the faint‑hearted, the cat‑averse, or those allergic to horror.

Copyright & Catastrophe Notice
All characters belong to their respective paws‑holders. This tail is a work of fiction, written for entertainment only-not for actual furrrnishing of advice. Any resemblance to real people is purrrely coincidental. Except the cats. They are real in spirit, menace, and fluff. Reader discretion is advised for depictions of psychological horror, death, purrranoia and cataclysmic events.
Themes include isolation, delusion and the slow, inevitable descent into feline‑fuelled madness. By proceeding, you agree to keep your claws sheathed, your tea poison‑free and your sense of humour sharp.
You have been warned.
They are watching.