The Mystery of the Missing Dick
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Last published Thu, Jul 2, 2015
What started as a normal cross-country road trip, turned to absolute hell when a young man who goes by the name of RaPANzel gets something stolen from him. Something priceless, something he was given at birth and kept all these years.
His dick.
Together, the three friends (Sweets, Pumpernackle, and RaPANzel) travel the country, fight crime, solve mysteries, and find the missing dick.
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