Ready or Not, HERE I COME! (A poorly written Umamusume X Sonic.EXE crackfic)
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Last published Fri, Apr 24, 2026
By form of divine punishment, X is banished to a world full of humanoid equine known as Umamusume. Upon arriving, he is quick to realize that not only has he been turned into one of these 'umamusume', but he has also been stripped of his powers, save for a few. When he is found by Tokai Teio, her and Team Spica offer to help him become a world-famous Umamusume.
Watch as X takes the racing world by storm, and watch as he engages in shenanigans along the way!
(X HAS NO ROMANTIC PAIRINGS)
(X WILL MOST LIKELY BE VERY OOC AND NOT LORE-ACCURATE)
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