Methane, Mascara, and the Macaron Massacre

Amelia Hernandez is the ultimate campus enigma. To the world, she's a genius fashion design student and the owner of a pastel-pink bakery. But behind closed doors, she's a secret Twitch legend who streams "gas-chamber" mukbangs in high-end lingerie, co-running a filth-centered merchandise empire with her best friend, Iris. Amelia is an unhinged, nonchalant slob who finds spiritual enlightenment in her own massive, bubbly wet farts and volcanic burps. Living in an apartment that smells like a fermented anime convention, she shares her space with three "gassy" rats trained to flatulate on command.
Enter Vance Rodriguez: the grumpy, heavily tattooed star defenseman of the college hockey team. He lives in a mobile biohazard-a jumbo burger and milkshake truck-with his captain, Xander. Vance is a secret superfan of Amelia's "thirst trap" streams, obsessively rating her gaseous releases while chugging Sprite and competing with Xander to see whose backside can rattle the truck's suspension. When these two masters of methane collide in the real world, the city's air quality index plummets. It's an enemies-to-lovers romance where the only thing thicker than the tension is the smog.
Story Warning:
This story contains extremely graphic, detailed, and persistent descriptions of bodily functions (massive, bubbly, wet farts and long, deep, loud burps). It features themes of extreme messiness, a total lack of hygiene, and unapologetic "bed rotting." Includes strong language and unhinged behavior. Reader discretion is strictly advised.