Regular Show: My Body My Curse

When a routine curse from a very pissed-off wizard goes horribly wrong, Rigby is left with more than a bad case of magical indigestion.

He's pregnant.

What should have been an easily reversed spell turns into something unprecedented-something glowing, unstable, and dangerous enough to draw the attention of forces far beyond the park. As secret government agencies close in and magic continues to backfire, Rigby's body becomes the center of a conflict he never agreed to be part of.

While the park crew scrambles to protect him, Mordecai is forced to confront a terrifying truth: loving someone doesn't mean making decisions for them. And Rigby, caught between fear, anger, and a desperate need for control, must navigate what it means to still be seen as a person when everyone else sees a miracle, a curse, or a liability.

What begins as chaos slowly settles into something fragile-normalcy, trust, and the looming, impossible reality of parenthood.

But safety is temporary.
And not everyone believes Rigby should get a choice.

My Body, My Curse is a Regular Show AU that blends hurt/comfort, found family, and emotional intimacy with looming dark themes, government interference, and magical consequences-balancing warmth and tenderness against the constant threat of loss.
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CW: Implied intimacy and possible smut; potential dark themes.
While this story is intended to be feel-good, it may explore heavier emotional territory and could shift rating depending on where the narrative leads.