Girl Next Door

Girl Next Door: Every guy may have his specific girl-next-door prototype, but in general, she's the girl whom you always admired from afar and were afraid to approach, fearing that any erotic projection toward her would ruin her image as a decent, pure and almost virginal womanly ideal. She's (in your mind at least) untrodden ground; unspoiled by other men and so sweet-natured it almost frightens you to think of her in explicit sexual situations. Almost. ~ The Urban Dictionary

Post-it notes, loom bands, balloons filled with water, cups of water, and a lot of Lynx. Sounds like a perfect prank, right? Not when it's played on you by your new neighbour, who happens to be the most attractive guy you've ever seen. What did I do to deserve this? Nothing, that's what.

You'd think this would be a warning to stay away from the guy, but think again. Somehow, it's like the gunshot at the start of a race, the start of an odd friendship. A highly unlikely one, at that.