Sawako and konami

oc story no one will read just doing it for fun

Psst, hey, you (who? Me?)
That's right, baby
Redemption got you snoring? That scene was fucking boring
Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding?
Because I sense a drop of star potential
With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential
Come on down to Vee Tower where we have talent flower
No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power
Let's start with a killer fit, let's get filler in those lips
Wax that gooch and pull that strip
A-snip, snip, snip
Ooh, all of Hell's gonna want you
In this game, no one outdoes us
No one can out buzz us
All you gotta do is trust us
(La-la-la) just us
(La-la-la) trust us
Take all these starring roles
We trademarked all your holes
There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed
Except now they're sick of you 'cause they've seen way too much
But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you
Scratch that, they changed the channel
And we can't sell the scandal
Hope you had fun, but we are done with you
Your run has cancelled
We're finished, I'm not kidding
Get the fuck out of my building
Get the fuck out of my building
Snip, snip, snip, bitch
Ooh, but if you know someone
You tell 'em that no one outdoes us
No one can out buzz us
All they gotta do is-
Come on in (come on down to Vee Tower)
Here's your key
And see how great your afterlife could be
We can live in harmony
Why be nice when you can be famous?
That's the Hazbin
Sign and cash in (guarantee)
Yeah, right, bitch
Trust me, just me
Trust-
Us, no, I-
I meant to say us (uh-huh, yeah, okay