My Appalachian Nightmare

1. Never been in the woods from dusk till dawn.

2. Never leave the marked trail. There's a reason it's marked off.

3. If you hear someone calling your name, no you didn't. Whatever you do, do NOT answer them.

4. Never whistle or sing in the woods.

5. Don't look too hard into the trees. You may not like what you see.

These are the rules of the Appalachian Mountains that I so badly wish I had followed.