I'm eating oreos

once upon a time jimmy ate 4 oreos and traveled to a train. traveled by train to connecticut or nevada, i dont remember....for the fun of it, he was going to hawaii. carrying with him nothing more than cheese flavored crackers and a one legged bird. jimmy liked his one legged bird and his one legged liked jimmy's crackers.... if you know what i mean.

jimmy stroked his bird on the train. his bird liked that but not enough, so he blew up. jimmys bird ended up splattered on a mans face next to a wall. the man licked off the bird goo and blew up. the train was ok but it was pooing. "poootootootoo" went the train. emptying from its rear the largest fecal dosage ever measured. the train had pootootooted.
the poo was composed of motor oil and corn. whole corn ears.

This caused a ripple in the time space continium. the train was traveling back to the future. it arrives at the future slowly but impatiently. jimmy was frightened but not much because he was dead. jimmy had died prior the new current year. he was now a zombie incapable of feeling fear. all of sudden, spiralling from the sky, arriving through the roof of the pootoo train is madonna, the singer. but not really because this didnt actually happen and if you try to say orange verry slowly itl rhyme with gullible. .....fake story fake you fake me. im gonna finish my oreos now. END.