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Conspicuous Nonchalanterie

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“Should’a seen this do before I left the house, Suze, ‘bout ten inches high it was, like that Leaning Tower of Pizza it was, and look at it now. Ruined. Oh no, summer isn’t going down without a fight this year, Suze. Weatherman’s predicting thirty degrees tomorrow. Thirty! At this time of year? So inconvenient and I mean what’s it all coming to, eh Suze? If science is to be believed, and at this rate you can’t help but believe, Suze, we’ll all be rowing to work before long. Lickle you and lickle me, canoe-pooling, wouldn’t that be a treat? A silver lining if ever there was one, eh Suze? Eh?”

Sex, drugs and Beethoven, with a big helping of dark humour. Conspicuous Nonchalanterie is the story of Serge's third year at university.All Rights Reserved

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