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Confessions of an Almost-Girlfriend

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Reads 330
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Parts 5
Time 20m

that_awkward_potato

almost-girlfriend confessions funny humor love revenge romance

One lazy princess.

An opportunistic prince.

A kiss.

Those three things mean a happily ever after, right? Well, not if you're Gertrude Meyers. She was a know-it-all nerd who magically made the school quarterback fall for her, but right before the fairy tale ending, a new girl came and took it all away.

Hurt and vengeful, will she open her heart to destiny's other plans? 

As some you may already know, yup that's Gertrude Meyers from The Art of Letting Go. But you don't have to read that story to understand this one. This is a stand alone book.

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