House Rules

House Rules:

1. If you read this book, make sure you are in a well-lit room... with someone else. If you're alone, they'll sit behind you... staring without eyeballs.

2. Don't let that someone else leave you. If they do, go with them so that they won't follow you.

3. While reading a chapter, don't look up unless you're through. There might be a pair of glowing orbs watching you read.

4. They like to read too, so just look sideways if you want to know your reading mate.

5. Don't read at night.

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9. Make sure to read the rules 6, 7, and 8. They are necessary for survival.

10. If you've understood the rules, then you may proceed to open the first chapter.

11. Do not read this book.

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