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Whilst returning a sacred Tibetan bell to the monks of the Ded Set monastery, the Doctor and his companions discover something huge, hairy and horrible hiding in the Himalayas...

 Parody based on the classic Doctor Who serial The Abominable Snowmen. Contains mild expletives and sexual innuendo. The Doctor is a self-imposed exile of the planet Fallico, home to his people the Chronolords; wandering the universe with the aid of the time and space travelling craft the Astrid. The character Jaime McCrivvens was inspired by the companions Jamie McCrimmon/Amy Pond, whilst the characters Godric and Cleo were based on the classic era companions Adric and Katarina/Victoria Waterfield respectivelyAll Rights Reserved

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Doctor Who Poetry (Volume I) by YellxwJumpsuit

I am and always will be the σρтιмιsт, The нσρεя of far-flung нσρεs and ∂яεαмεя of ιмρяσвαвℓε ∂яεαмs. [The Almost People] Doctor Who Poetry celebrates the long-running British sci-fy show "Doctor Who" with a collection of fifty poems inspired by episodes, characters, and more. I do not own Doctor Who, all ownership goes to the BBC. All quotes, music, and scenes in YouTube videos or in this book belong to the BBC. Cover created by Nonja18. VOLUME ONE: COMPLETED. Completed on: 11/23/13. #107 Poetry - (9/1/13) #490 Fan Fiction - (11/27/13) 100K Reads - (4/13/14) 125K Reads - (7/16/14) 150K Reads - (10/18/14) Top .01% Most read Poetry collection of 2013. [Editing] VOLUME II OUT NOW.

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❝ 𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛? 𝑆𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑒, 𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑊𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑝𝑠 ❞ ❝ 𝐶𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑡 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑢𝑛 ❞ ❝ 𝐿𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑘𝑒, 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑢𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 (𝑀𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡, 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑, 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑!) 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑀𝑦 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑑𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟 ❞ ★ ★ ★ { NEW } DOCTOR WHO ~ SERIES 5 Book One of The Mystique Saga Full Summary Inside ➡️ Cover by @marvelgirl_10

Beware the Calm by MorganaStorm24

"I might not have been born on this planet, but it's my home. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand back and watch it die around me!" - Aeryn Storm. After the devastating loss of his best friend, Clara Oswald, the Doctor does what he does best. He runs away from his pain. And this time he's run straight into the middle of what could quite literally be described as a 'nightmare scenario', even by his standards. 4.5 billion years in a confession dial was a walk in the park, compared to this. Aeryn Storm isn't human. But she's hiding in plain sight among them. Her special abilities alarm and anger the Doctor at first, but even he sees the benefit in the end. Aeryn also suffers from something the Doctor knows only too well - grief over the loss of a loved on. Can one broken heart mend another? And can the duo find out the identity of the mysterious and deadly killer before it's too late? Or will they become the next victims? (Set Post 'Hell Bent'. Alternate Timeline in which the Doctor was unable to extract Clara from the moment of her death in the Trap Street of London.)

The Boner of Morbidus by Doctor_Who_Parody

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The Memory Box (Dr.who FanFic)[COMPLETED] by TymTraveler

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Horror of the Hardons by Doctor_Who_Parody

Parody based on the classic Doctor Who TV serial entitled "Terror of the Zygons" © 2015 Jo Doyle The Doctor and his companions travel to the Highlands of Scotland to investigate the mystery of a sex-mad monster and its sinister masters...

The Orgasmos by Doctor_Who_Parody

Parody based on the classic Doctor Who TV serial entitled "The Krotons" © 2015 Jo Doyle The Doctor and his companions arrive upon a bland, barren planet, home to the Heven people and their mysterious, unseen overlords the Orgasmos; a species of sinister, sexual beings...

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Doctor Who Poetry (Volume I) cover

𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 ☆ 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑎 ( 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝟷 ) cover

Beware the Calm cover

The Boner of Morbidus cover

The Memory Box (Dr.who FanFic)[COMPLETED] cover

A Man With Sins [ Doctor Who ] cover

After Hours cover

The Curse of Prick Point cover

Horror of the Hardons cover

The Orgasmos cover

Doctor Who Poetry (Volume I)

I am and always will be the σρтιмιsт, The нσρεя of far-flung нσρεs and ∂яεαмεя of ιмρяσвαвℓε ∂яεαмs. [The Almost People] Doctor Who Poetry celebrates the long-running British sci-fy show "Doctor Who" with a collection of fifty poems inspired by episodes, characters, and more. I do not own Doctor Who, all ownership goes to the BBC. All quotes, music, and scenes in YouTube videos or in this book belong to the BBC. Cover created by Nonja18. VOLUME ONE: COMPLETED. Completed on: 11/23/13. #107 Poetry - (9/1/13) #490 Fan Fiction - (11/27/13) 100K Reads - (4/13/14) 125K Reads - (7/16/14) 150K Reads - (10/18/14) Top .01% Most read Poetry collection of 2013. [Editing] VOLUME II OUT NOW.