The Dark Communion by Joey Ruff

The Dark Communion by Joey Ruff

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When Daddy, Gramps, drunk Uncle Billy…whoever it was, looked at you when you were a little kid, blankets around your neck, trembling in bed, sure-as-shit convinced that there was something out to get you under your box-spring, in your closet, and they told you there wasn’t anything there – that monsters didn’t exist – they were lying to you. Jono Swyftt knows this because that’s what he does. He kills things. Bad things. Nightmare things: Orcs, trolls, haunts, gnomes…the bloody Easter Bunny. Swyftt was a copper, a priest, a Night Hunter, a husband, a father. Now he’s just a burnt-out PI with an arsenal of big-ass guns – an unrepentant foul-mouth who keeps everyone at arms length – and yet, whether your problem is a mating orgy of Cyclopes, a murderous imaginary friend, or a strip club full of horny Sirens, everyone from US Senators to Julia Roberts knows he’s the one man to call. When a high-school student hires him to find a missing autistic boy and a catatonic billionaire runs away from a nursing home, it’s up to Swyftt, his partner, and his ward to piece together the clues and stop the nightmare that’s feeding on the city with an underground ring of serial-kidnapping bums. But that’s what Swyftt does. He’s the very last line of paranormal defense in the greater Seattle area. And he ain’t bloody cheap.
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Walter Keppler is a ghoul. A supernatural creature of the night who feasts on the corpses of the dead. At least, that's the theory. In practice, he spends most of his nights asleep, and most of his days working in the small funeral home that he owns and runs with the help of a particularly unhelpful assistant, Percy. More than anything, Walter wants the supernatural community to leave him be. Unfortunately something sinister is afoot, and someone has just made him involved by trying to kill him and/or his assistant. Now Percy is in hiding, and Walter has to figure out who wants them dead and why, and he has to get ready for the annual ball thrown by the local crotchsniffers... excuse me, werewolves. Oh, and he has to find the perfect present for his mother's birthday, too. Sometimes it's all more trouble than it's worth.

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