It's not you, it's us.

Ah yes, the average NPC hot-boy. Where is he not to be found?

Meet Ethan Nashville.

Golden coils for hair, eyes of the sky, a kickboxer with an ego and dong bigger than Jupiter. His goal is simple. Keep his head high as the crowd roars, fuck Marcus every two three days and try to forget all his daddy issues while he gets himself a front row seat to being at the WAKO. Easier said than done. But ET's a man of his word and there's something deeper in the horizons of what he displays. A different, unforeseen hue, or a quietly breathing shade.

And then there's Caleb Hathens.

Taking care of four siblings sucks, but hey, what could you do about it right? Hair fiery red like his soul. Freckles splattered over his nose and cheeks like stars in the night sky. Glasses behind his eyes of emerald. But despite his looks, the bags under his eyes breathe loud. He's your average starving medical student who's on the very end of loosing his nursing j*b. His dad's rotting in prison for drunk driving, and his mom's in rehab for overdosing. Caleb is tired, but through is the only way open. His goal is simple enough, too. Avoid a mental breakdown by Tuesday. Shouldn't be to hard. He could do this for the rest of his life, couldn't he?

So when both of them find an unexpected pairing in the other, the axis on the world stops letting it spin.

Two pretty gay dudes, two idiots in their own ways, both the love of their lives.

[Conner's character development: @darkmoor]