Cartman's Crush
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Last published Thu, Apr 23, 2026
The day after Valentine's, the new science substitute teacher shows up and unexpectedly pairs Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski up for a plant assignment, and both boys slowly fall in love.
Warning: bad language, headcanons, ships, some offensive things (in character), some angst, mentions of sex, accidental mischaracterization, and unapologetic queerness
Warnings for future chapters: Mentions of mental health.
Note: This is my first ever fanfic. The ships and characters in the fanfic are in the hashtags.
The art on the cover is mine, and South Park belongs to Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central.
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