Cartman's Crush
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The day after Valentine's, the new science substitute teacher shows up and unexpectedly pairs Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski up for a plant assignment, and both boys slowly fall in love.
Warning: bad language, some offensive things (in character), mentions of sex (adult characters only!) and minor comedic violence.
Warnings for future chapter: Mentions of mental health (very brief and non detailed)
Notes!!!
This is my first ever fanfic so I did hold back a little.
There are traces of Stendy, Stenny and Creek but the main ship is Kyman (the others are pretty rare lmao)
This is jam packed with headcanons.
Looking back, this thing is ASS. I'll finish it for the people who enjoy it. If the finale chapter (chapter 7) feels rushed when it comes out it's because of that.
The art on the cover is mine, and South Park belongs to Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central.
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