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Udderly Useless

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Reads 6
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Parts 1
Time 11m

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Mark Robinson is twenty-two and already exhausted by love.

begins as another humiliating night at a costume party in the middle of nowhere spirals into a sequence of increasingly unexplainable events. Suddenly, the boy who couldn't commit to a major is forced to commit to something much bigger. Something disorienting.

Part coming-of-age, part cosmic misadventure, this is the story of a young man who thought his biggest problem was being bad at love-only to discover that love, like the universe, is much stranger, much larger, and far less interested in his excuses than he assumed.

He wanted closure. Instead, he gets perspective.

˚☆༊*·˚✩*ೃ.⋆.✧˖°🛸💫🛰️⁺˚⋆⋰˚☆༊*·˚✩*ೃ.⋆.⋆

Participant of the || Open Novella Contest 2026.

Main prompt: 27. When you glance up at the stars, you notice strange patterns and flashing lights. Then a bright beam appears, and you feel your feet leave the ground.

Secondary prompts: 78. You begin to realize that nothing is quite what it seems.

2026 Umi Moriko OriginalAll Rights Reserved

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