Meet the hatters
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THIS IS NOT A ALICE IN WONDERLAND FANFICTION. This is a real ,well as real as fiction people can be, fanfiction people family.
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I screamed bloody murder, when a fricken airhorn was blown in my eardrum making me bump my head against my drawer ,( what kind of moron puts the drawers near the bed-..... I just realized i called my self a moron), while falling on the floor because the person pulled my warm, fluffy covers off my body, which i was twisted and turned it into a very tight cacoon.
"Jesus in hell! What was that for?!" I screamed at my eldest brother ,Ernie.
"You didn't wake up when i yelled waffles."
The bastard just smirked at me and left my room.
"Oh, thanks for the help, Toby!" I said sarcastically.
"You're welcome , and don't compare me to one of your favorite murders!" He yelled from down stairs.
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