'do you have time to talk right now?'
'no, i'm with my cousins'
'when can we talk?'
'i don't know, just call me later'
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where a girl asks to call him, and the boy always says 'call me later'
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"No, my refrigerator is not running."
"Well you better...wait, what?"
"Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad."
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Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.