Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

This is what happens when I start listening to country music for longer than like two songs.

I have no explanation of why I wanted to write this, it'll be short, probably like ten to fifteen chapters cuz it takes place in the span of less than a week, also me kinda trauma dumping from that time my sister's car radiator decided it wanted me to have crippling lung damage for a couple days and started boiling either antifreeze and/or radiator fluid. Both of which release highly toxic fumes hence mine and Russia's aggressive coughing fits, trust me, I had to drink like twelve cups of water just to breathe for longer than two seconds without coughing.

This is not a slow burn, I wanted this to be short, I can write semi-concise chapters, however I will not explain why I wanted this to be short because I myself do not know why.

Anyway, over half of this is smut so read at your own risk.

Also, Russia may or may not end up pregnant