My name's Ben Riley and for the past two years I've been the one and only Spiderman.
It's the year 2004 and I am just an average high schooler by day but by night I am a super powered vigilante beating down criminals and killing the worst sons of bitches out there.
A lot of sons bitches actually.
I like to drink egg creams and sometimes I like to light match's up down to my fingertips just to feeling something...anything really.