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A Day In The Life Of David

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(DO BE WARNED, this story does have one or two swear words in it for the little children out there) Simply the title, prepare to see how lame I am. Or david is not lame? Let's take a look... Now David has 5 letters, and it has 2 syllables. What's 5-2? THREE. WHAT HAS THREE SIDES? A TRIANGLE. DAVID IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMEDSDFJLKASJKLSDJF. Want more proof? Excluding syllables, how many letters does David have? THREE. JUST. LIKE. A. TRIANGLE. And look at David right now, he even said "I'm not a part of the Illuminati, AND GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF HERE! AND STOP THROWING CHEESCAKE COUPONS AT ME, THEY'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME LIE ABOUT WHERE I STAND WITH THOSE TRIANGLE PSYCHOPATHS, GOD." What's the last word he said? God. How many letters does god have? Three. I rest my case. (And yes i  can see the cover page is a bit too big for the size but you get the general gist.)All Rights Reserved

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