Undead Exes Support Group

Undead Exes Support Group is a confidential weekly meeting for individuals recovering from romantic relationships with vampires, werewolves, ghouls, zombies, demons or any other formerly- or only technically - alive partners.

The group provides a safe, judgement-free circle, trauma-informed discussions, exorcisms, blunt force weapons and coffee.

Tuesdays, 8PM,

Crypts of the St.Dymphna's Chapel.

Please disclose beforehand if currently being haunted, hexed, possessed or in process of becoming undead. Inviting exes, their familiar, their lingering consciousness or any object currently trapping their souls is strictly forbidden.

Candles are only to be used for lighting , using them for chanting, summoning or trapping ex partners is discouraged.

If you experience missing time during a meeting, please notify the leader, avoid looking at reflective surfaces and check your pockets for foreign keys, soil or teeth.

Anyone currently owing Baba Yaga an unspecified future favor must disclose that before the serving of refreshments.

Parking validation available upon request