Proposing to A Magical Girl(?)

Oh god, it's that time of year once more. Someone spare me from this torment-

...Whatever, I did say that I'd do it. Anyway, welcome dear readers who have strangely specific wants. The title is basically spelling out its content but I still need to make a description sooo...

This story is about YOU, yes you reading this, getting a bite of a mentally unwell magical girl... or the opposite, who knows, she's completely nuts and her red flags are aimed towards you. The red flags are bigger than her boobs but so is your will to stick it in there so go out there and make some PE boxes for your manager!

...Oh and the other magical girls are there I guess but nobody cares about them. Everyone's simping for the nutcase. She's the only one that matters and she's going to make sure that you don't look at anyone other than her.

As per usual, I cannot be held responsible for the SP, Fear & HP damage inflicted on you during your reading. You brought this upon yourself, suck it up and also clean yourself after you Tremor Burst all over the screen.