[S]: SCRATCH ==>

((DISCLAIMER TO THE COMMON NUGGET: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS EXCEPT MYSELF AND THE LIST OF CHARACTERS IN MY BIO UNDER THE LINE OF -HOMESTUCK- ALL OTHER CHARACTERS UNMENTIONED IN THE LIST GO TO ANDREW HUSSIE.))
It's the final update before Homestuck ends itself, you've arrived in respite-block with snacks in tow to help with numbing the pain of your favorite web-comic finishing itself.... Only to be sucked into the null void that is an AU of bullshit.
With the milliseconds greatest lovechild mash-ups flying by while waiting for yourself to be put back into your body in some messed up way. The key master gives you an opportunity to see over an alternate reality.
Welcome one, welcome all, to the scratch.