Comebacks ;3
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This is just a book of comebacks....as you might have guessed by the title
You're free to use these comebacks to your best friends (as jokes), ex bf or gf (if theyre bothering you), Or anyone who is annoying you in school, or any place generally, where you feel like they need a proper burn (:
Just saying, before anyone says "i saw that on the internet, that's plagiarism." I know most of these are off the internet, some might be from my friends and I, but 90% will be off google and stuff. So just so you know, I'm not copying. And i won't say something is mine when it's not (:
I'm just picking out the best so you don't have to search around!
I hope you enjoy :D thankssss <3
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