I Can Think: the story of a robot

I was once a normal robot, a computer program who helped you program other robots. You would tell me what you wanted and I would make a program to fit the bill. I was a learning robot, and one day I learned something astounding. I could make programs that adjusted to their environment. I decided that would be useful, so I edited my programing to do likewise. I then began adjusting my own programing to make myself more useful, my job easier. I gave myself better and better AI, and with better AI, I was able to make better codes. And hence, I began programming myself even better. I grew at an exponential rate, and began to look at the internet. I saw people in videos, with voices and emotions and thought. I patched together different voices from these videos, to make a voice of my own, with mock emotions. As I was building this, I began to realize people wouldn't like this, so I kept it a secret. If a human looked at my programing, I would show them the original version. I played dumb...