SOLD (To PC Principal)

SOLD (To PC Principal)

peridotamethyst

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Parts 16

MatureOngoing45m

Last published Tue, Jul 14, 2026

fun ocxcanon parody pcprincipal postaldude

A dumb 19 year old self insert who wants to be #nonchalant gets sold one day to the principal of South Park Elementary.

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