Lucifer vs The Shameless Nishant

Book Summary: "Lucifer vs The Shameless Nishant (While I Suffer)"

This book is a chaotic collection of screenshots, chats, emotional damage, and second-hand embarrassment where Lucifer, the queen of savage comebacks, spends her time scolding, roasting, and verbally destroying Nishant - a man who somehow treats insults like compliments.

Nishant is the type of person who, when Lucifer calls him an idiot, shamelessly replies:

"Yes madam ji, if you say I'm an asshole then I must truly be an asshole."

Instead of feeling insulted, the man accepts humiliation like a loyal employee accepting a promotion.

Meanwhile, the real tragedy is happening somewhere else.

The narrator - Lucifer's frustrated admirer - watches all this unfold from the sidelines, suffering in silence because Lucifer hasn't even properly talked to them on Instagram.

No deep conversations.
No dramatic arguments.
Not even a proper reply.

Just... a follow.

That's it.

So while Nishant gets roasted, scolded, and bullied directly by Lucifer, the narrator sits there thinking:

"Why does this idiot get conversations and I get nothing?"

The result?

A chaotic, hilarious story full of:

Savage scoldings from Lucifer

Nishant proudly accepting insults like awards

A narrator slowly losing their sanity

Screenshot-worthy chat moments

Ridiculous arguments

Jealous commentary

And one mission:

Publicly roast Nishant so badly that even his ancestors feel the embarrassment.

Because if Lucifer won't talk to the narrator...

At least Nishant can get roasted in a book.