Equestrians VS. Non-Equestrians
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Non-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Me: okay
Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing?
Me: idk why?
Person: Because he was
Person: A little horse!
Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny.
#1 in Equestrian,
#1 in Non-Equestrian (not sure if this is an insult or an achievement...)
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