Avoiding the plot line

I was born with it. I can't get rid of it. I've tried everything from bleaching to dyeing it. It was always there. When someone compliments it, I always end up saying, "Thanks, but I hate it." They end up saying that people pay lots of money to get it done like that. I mean, I don't hate my it, but I would like it more if I didn't get casting calls or if my friends ask to write fan fictions about me. Sometimes, it's hard to be noticeable and most of the time, you wish you were invisible. NOTE TO WATTYS READERS: I AM STILL WRITING THIS