DIARY OF A CONTROLLED GF

"I only care about you because I love you."

It starts with "healthy" advice about your breakfast. Then it's a lecture on why you shouldn't drink coffee or travel by plane. Before you know it, your partner is monitoring your every move, your carbon footprint, and even your blood sugar levels.

This is not a romance. It's a collection of real, absurd, and often ironic situations where "care" slowly morphs into total control. Written with a sharp sense of humor and backed by environmental science, this diary explores the patterns of a toxic relationship that are more common than we'd like to admit.

If you've ever felt like you had to justify your own existence, your food, or your freedom - you might find your voice here.