Alexi hates math, hates her teachers and loves basketball. She started when she was 5. She got her first detention 10 years later, which prevented her from playing basketball for one month. Then to top it off, her frienemy, Calli Copperthorne, decides that Alexi has no more fashion sense than a hippo and forces her into the lowest social life, AND a really cute boy is acting weird around her. Can she survive one mouth without her usually perfect life?