The Book Of Utter Nonsense

What happens when logic quietly leaves the room... and nonsense takes over?

In The Book of Utter Nonsense, nothing behaves as it should. Alarm clocks declare war, socks enter politics, teapots dream of space travel, and bananas face their greatest fears. Each poem dives into a world where the absurd is perfectly normal-and the normal is nowhere to be found.

This is a collection of playful, surreal, and thoroughly unreasonable poems that don't attempt to make sense... and are much better for it.

If you enjoy humour, chaos, and the occasional philosophical goose, you're in the right place.

Read at your own risk.

Things may stop making sense.