Superhero Dispatch Academy! (Male Reader, College AU)

[DISPATCH x MARVEL x DC x FORTNITE... x MALE READER and MORE!]

The story of Afterburner. The hero of *this* universe! The cleanser of Timestream Entanglement, Sacrifice to the Zero Point... and so on.

Y/N is a chud, an incel, a psycho, a creep, a cheapskate, a useless bum, a criminal, maybe sometimes a sexy lady-killer, whatever term you want to use for any ground he'd walk upon...

Or, well, what he used to walk upon...

Most importantly, he was smart... well... smart enough...

So, the cherry came to top his misery sundae...

The Superhero Dispatch Academy, (In the United States), where they take America's gifted, best and... not so brightest... to turn them into what'll save the world for generations to come at the Superhero Dispatch Network.

Can they make all the apples good? I don't know.

Little did he know, this little apple was walking straight into a cluster-bomb, just that nobody knew it. But why him? What does this entail? How is he going to be a superhero? Well... You'll find out if you read it.

DISCLAIMER: Content in this story may be disturbing and/or infuriating and/or ragebaiting. There might be topics you may not like. I'll warn you AGAIN that there will be other characters from other universes in this story (Dispatch mainly, Fortnite, DC maybe, Marvel maybe, OCs, all potentially), to increase the roster and make it feel more like a university. Some of which may not be surviving by the end or with the random BS I have planned, you have been disclaimed...