Yo Mama Jokes
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[textfic bl 12cs] Al42
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The Cub Among Lions
8 years old Aarya was raised in silence, in fear, and in chains. She never knew a life beyond bruises and rules - where food was a privilege, smiles were sins, and love was just a myth. For eight years, she lived under the iron hand of her mother and her cruel boyfriend, taught to be invisible and obedient or be punished. She didn't know family, joy, or even her own worth. Until one day, everything changed. When her abusers were arrested in a drug bust, Aarya thought she was finally free. But freedom was a lie. Because this time she is captured by a monster even more dangerous, a ghost from the underworld, long thought dead. Where she learns a truth more unbelievable than fiction: she is not alone. She is the daughter of Satyaveer Malhotra - one of the most feared mafia dons in the country - and sister to three ruthless crime lords. Thrown from hell into a den of lions, Aarya finds herself in a world she cannot understand - a world of power, guns, secrets, and brothers who speak in bullets and silence. Cold, broken, and dangerous - they don't know how to love. And neither does she. But blood remembers. And somewhere beneath the scars, loyalty, and violence... a family begins to rise..........
My Fake Boyfriend
When Alexis agrees to help the school's player, she must guard the secret that could unravel everything - even as unexpected feelings complicate the game. *** What happens when Alexis Dawson, the 'resident loser' of Redwood High, agrees to help the school's notorious player, Aaron Walker? How can she stop herself from falling for him? It isn't all love and romance - Alexis has a secret of her own. Join them on a journey of jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship, and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated. *** He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in...Complete
( مالي وطن في نجد ألا وطنها)
( مالي وطن في نجد ألا وطنها)
Experience of Life
experience of yati
𝐊𝐖𝐈𝐊 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏 - 𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐓𝐀 ᝰ.ᐟ
❝𝐈 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐈𝐓 𝐔𝐏.❞ ❝𝐎𝐌𝐆 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓??❞ ❝..𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐃.❞ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇- you accidentally get added to an alternative school group chat for juveniles. a gachiakuta!modern au x reader chatfic done horribly ! gachiakuta and its characters do NOT belong to me. i only own the story/plot used! im skinny btw
Falling for my Husband
She is sweet and kind. He is rude and arrogant. She loves talking. He finds solace in silence. She is clumsy and fun loving. He is cold and reserved. She is beautiful. He is ruggedly handsome. She is his princess. He is her devil. Kiara Sharma and Arjun Singhania are two opposite ends of a pole. Bound together by a marriage contract, these two hate each other. Or at least they think they do. Two very different people under the same roof- Chaos are bound to happen. Let's see if they survive this or end up killing each other. Seems like the devil has finally found his match and that too in the form of an angel. A story where the devil finally meets his angel.Complete
Today Again, I'm Being Held by a Girl I Don't Know for 100 Yen ~
Synopsis A Yuri Story Where You Must Not Kiss High school freshman Nagi Yonagi has someone she loves. That person is an "Onee-sama" who once hugged and comforted her while she was crying. Because Nagi had her face buried in her chest the whole time she was being held, she doesn't know "Onee-sama's" face or voice. Her only clues are the red ribbon on the girl's chest and the physical sensation of being held. Although Nagi managed to get into the same high school as "Onee-sama," she is at a loss as to how to identify her from over 200 candidates. Then, a ray of hope shines upon her. Unbelievably, the "Volunteer Club" at this school offers sessions where girls are held for 100 yen. The only way to find "Onee-sama" is to join this club! With that thought, Nagi joins the Volunteer Club. "I'm going to get held and held and held until I find her!" Nagi declares enthusiastically, but there is a "Taboo" in the Volunteer Club: you must never fall in love with the "Ojou-sama" (customers). Breaking the "Taboo" results in expulsion, which would make it impossible to find "Onee-sama." Therefore, Nagi desperately resists the temptations of the Ojou-samas. The people tempting Nagi aren't just the customers, but also fellow members of the Volunteer Club and even her own biological sister, so she can never let her guard down. Having built a Yuri harem in an unintended way, will Nagi be able to find her "Onee-sama?" Additional Info Romaji: Shiranai Onnanoko ni Watashi wa Kyō mo Hyaku-en de Dakareteiru ~Hyaku-en de Dakareru Heya~ JP: 知らない女の子に私は今日も100円で抱かれている～100円で抱かれる部～ EN: Today Again, I'm Being Held by a Girl I Don't Know for 100 Yen ~The Room Where I'm Held for 100 Yen~ Author: グナ Author's Twitter: N/A Genre: Yuri, Comedy, Harem Themes: All-Girls School, School Life Status: Ongoing (94 chapter) Source: https://kakuyomu.jp/works/822139846256385729 Docs Version: https://tr.ee/JaQv8MWIe6
Female idol on trending charts
Chu Qing is a top-tier superstar in the entertainment industry. On the night she won the Best Actress award, she accidentally came across a fanfiction novel written by one of her anti-fans. After falling asleep, Chu Qing wakes up inside that very novel-as the love-brained girl group idol with a tragic ending. Despite being the heiress of a wealthy conglomerate, this character cuts ties with her family for the sake of a useless freeloader boyfriend, ruins her career, and is eventually pushed into the abyss by the freeloader and a white lotus girl working together. Before entering the book, Chu Qing was a dazzling top-tier celebrity. After entering the book, she becomes a scandal-ridden, washed-up, bottom-tier celebrity whom everyone is waiting to see crash and burn. 【"Chu Qing is wearing knockoffs again? As if she could afford SY's limited edition line."】 Chu Qing: Heh, sorry to disappoint, but the CEO of SY Group is my real dad. I'm just restocking from home. 【"Can Chu Qing please stay away from my brother? She's so unlucky!"】 Chu Qing: Excuse me? That's my actual brother! 【"Can that vase Chu Qing stop fake-dating CEO Ji? She's not worthy!"】 Chu Qing: Thanks for speaking up for me, but dear Best Actor Ji, please stay away from me too :) The max-level boss enters the newbie village-Chu Qing's comeback begins. With the release of her debut album, she lands on the trending charts! No one can believe their eyes. Is this really the same tone-deaf, clumsy "#1 vase" in domestic entertainment? With that level of talent, you're telling me she's just a pretty face? Are you kidding me?! Reading Note: This story is purely fictional and has no basis in real-life events or people.Complete
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