Fuck Me Daddy: The Career Path
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Last published Mon, Mar 30, 2026
A razor-sharp, pitch-black satire of the modern corporate machine. Fuck Me Daddy takes the clinical, soulless language of 2026 HR culture and turns it into a weapon of psychological warfare. It's American Psycho for the LinkedIn generation-cold, calculated, and dangerously funny.
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