It's not the fall that kills you... It's the sudden stop at the bottom.
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I looked at Dan seriously and took a step closer to him. "This is actually a really big moment."
He took a short breath, letting me know that the smaller space between us didn't escape his notice. Snapping out of it, he inclined his head in question. "And why is that?"
I leaned towards him to indicate the importance of what I was about to say -which was kind of difficult, considering the fact that he was almost a full foot taller than me. Our faces mere inches apart, I looked him dead in the eye. His eyes held mine, and didn't seem to register the evil glint that resided in them. I tried to suppress my laughter, paused for effect, and finally revealed why: "It's not every day a beanpole manages to fit through such a short doorway."
My laughter burst out as Dan's face morphed into one of offense, and then anger. However, the final emotion it settled on for a split second was pure debauchery, which was my only warning to move. My feet flew across the grass in an attempt to escape Dan's wrath. He moved quicker than I had anticipated, running after me in mock anger. "Kelsey! You will regret that!"
I laughed and turned my head while still running to deny his prediction. I wasn't sorry, nor did I regret it. That is, until I ran smack into a wall of a person. And they didn't look too happy.
~
When American-born Kelsey decides to move to London, she pretty much knows what to expect. She'll be leading the average life of a college student: classes, hopefully a job, new friends, and the constant studying. What she doesn't expect is how much she falls in love with London-or a certain YouTuber named Dan Howell.
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24.10.17
Hello Reader! this is my book. As you can see it is currently discontinued and I've officially decided to no longer carry it on. I have many reasons for this but the biggest one is that I've grown out of my d&p phase (I still love and support them both) and mostly cringe whenever I get reminded of this book. My grammar and punctuation was awful and I have now entered the part of my life when I'm being swallowed alive by school work. I am keeping this book up however for two reasons:
1. I'm attached to wattpad. Although I never use my account and high key wanna delete it, I've had a lot of fun and sad memories on this website and this book was a big part of that.
2. This somehow has 150k reads and 3k votes.
By the way, thank you all for the reads and votes! I'm so grateful to see my younger selfs work paid off! I don't read lots of your comments (although sometimes the positive ones make me grin, thank you all for your kindness btw c:) because I'm well aware of my many errors and I get utterly embarrassed at others having to correct my old mistakes aha. This is getting very long. Bye to all of you and thank you for all the support and love I've had over the course of the making of this book. I love you all.
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Discontinued and unedited.