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This fanfiction is not even a little bit cliche

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This is a parody designed to poke fun at all the cliche 1D fanfiction on the Internet. THIS IS INTENDED AS A JOKE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE OFFENCE. 

*gets into character*

So this book is about Mary Sue. Her friend makes her go to a 1D concert even though she doesn't like them. What could possibly happen to make her change her mind??All Rights Reserved

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