Remember me, a countryhuman reader insert.

In which Two amnesiacs wake up in the middle of Moscow, Russia. One has no memory of anything, not even her name. It's been rough waking up with no knowledge of anything going on around you, especially when you have the feeling it's important. Alexei woke up with this strange woman and doesn't have any memory to call his own but his name. The two must now navigate a world where they have nothing but eachother

OR

Two idiots rob the louvre and end up in deep shit by proxy.

"You are such a prissy little princess!"

"And you are a weird cat snake thing."

"Hey! C'mere-!"

TW: Body horror, Religious horror, gore, alcohol consumption, Old countries, smoking, torture, toxic substances, child abuse, child neglect, sexual assault, self harm, possession, a black hole on caffeine.