Rookie's seventy two inch peepee and Silver's equally sized vagina
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Pentru adulțiComplet vin, apr 3, 2026<5 min
Never did we think of having to say this but please stop cross-examining fifty BILLION equally sized parrots.
(EDIT: I DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH HIM ANYMORE, SO DISREGARD EVERYTHING WRITTEN BELOW. I WISH I COULD STRIKETHROUGH TEXT ON WATTPAD. I'M NOT DELETING THIS, THOUGH. I'M STEALING HIS JOKE, IT'S MINE NOW.)
Today (April 3rd) is my friend Aerogarde's birthday. He was the one who originally came up with the "Rookie's seventy two inch peepee and Silver's equally sized vagina" joke and I decided to turn it into a short little crackfic in his memory. It's been over a year since he disappeared from the internet without saying anything to anyone and I think I've accepted that he isn't coming back.
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