GET ROASTED!!!!!!

"Remnant is a world filled with hope, danger, and the constant struggle between-"
"Yeah, yeah, Grimm, Huntsmen, emotional trauma, questionable leadership decisions-I got it. Let me take this."
...
Hi. Name's Dante.
I wasn't supposed to be here. Actually, scratch that-I decided to be here, which is arguably worse for everyone involved.
See, I come from a place where people watch this whole thing like it's entertainment. Stories, characters, plotlines-all nice and contained. Easy to judge. Easier to criticize.
Then I got the brilliant idea:
"What if I just... stepped in?"
So now I'm here. In Remnant. In the middle of all this.
And let me tell you-some of you are making decisions that are so unbelievably bad, I'm starting to think it's a requirement.
Don't get me wrong, I like this place. I really do.
That's why I'm going to:
Point out every flaw
Call out every bad plan
Roast anyone who deserves it (which is most of you)
And occasionally-occasionally-help fix things.
Or make them worse.
Depends on how I'm feeling.
Oh, and before you ask:
Yes, I know what's going to happen.
No, you're not going to like hearing it.
And yes...
I will be talking to you while it happens.
So sit back, watch closely, and maybe-just maybe-learn something.
Or don't.
It's your story to mess up.
I'm just here to comment on it."