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Bacon x Reader
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Ongoing, First published May 29, 2015
I was bored, m'kay?

You are a bacon fan. You love bacon. Some even stretch and say you are mentally insane and are capable of truly having romantic feelings toward this extraordinary meat. Of course, you never believe that.

One day, you buy a pack of bacon. You start to eat it, but one piece catches your eye.

A crispy, greasy piece of bacon. Your mouth waters, dripping with clear saliva. It is so beautiful. Such beauty must be preserved, at the will of possibly losing your own life. You eat the rest and scoop it up.

This bacon must be saved.

Can you save the bacon? Or will you let it fall?
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