Two Losers, One Baby

When a baby literally drops into Hell mid-shoot, pornstar Angel Dust does the one thing no one in the Pride Ring expects: he becomes a dad.
The little boy has soft olivish-dark yellow hair, wide doll-like features, and the most striking purple eyes Angel has ever seen. He doesn't know where the kid came from, but he knows one thing-he's not leaving him on the street. Diapers, crib, stroller, and enough baby food to feed half of Cannibal Town? Check. One very confused spider dad? Double check.
Now the Hazbin Hotel has a new resident, and the entire crew is losing it. Charlie and Vaggie are playing the world's most enthusiastic aunties, Alastor and Lucifer turn every feeding time into a dramatic radio broadcast, and Velvette is downright obsessed (she keeps "borrowing" the baby for photoshoots).
But the real surprise? Grumpy bartender Husk slowly sliding into the role of second dad-changing diapers with a growl, singing lullabies under his breath, and looking at Angel like maybe, just maybe, they could be more than two losers trying to survive Hell.
Raising a baby in Hell was never going to be easy... especially when the little guy starts showing powers no one can explain.
Welcome to the most chaotic, soft, and dangerously domestic family in the Pride Ring.
Huskerdust slow-burn. Found family. Baby!fic with a side of RadioApple, Chaggie, and Velvette being the coolest (and scariest) babysitter ever.