The Giraffe and the Horse

Woman #2 went to the zoo and when she saw the marmadill she lost her shit. She dropped ther dill picle and when she went ti read the nameplate she knew something was hoirribley wrong. "what ther vu k is a mandarin is ???" The zoo keeper saw the wwoman in disstress and approached her with caution slike she was a pregnant hyeenda. "Maam is evereything okay?" The zookeeper asked woman #2. Woman #2 turned to the woman with tears sstreaming down her fface like the hoover damn. ":The sun is in my eyes and i kept see the animals..." Woman #2 whimpered as she stood facing away from the ssoo keeper. The zoo keeeper s eyes furrowed and she stared at the abck of the boind womans head with gconfuison and cioncern. She wondered if ffthe woman was a new attraction that she didnt hear about. WSuddenly Woman #2 's mouth lighht up and she started sprint at high speeds towards sokmething that has caught her attention. The giragge smiles down at the exciteable woman and leans down to hand hera giraffe popsicle. "Dont spend it all in one place." THe giraffe says wwith a woink. Woman #2 excitedly jumps out and down then tucks the popsicle in her shirt. "Thank you learge bird." SHe says before slipping way happily.