JERK and the gems
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Last published Wed, Jul 1, 2015
Have you ever been trapped in traffic, annoyed at bad customer service
This stuff happens to normal people who don't have much the matter
With there life but have you ever caused the Eiffel Tower to explode
been attacked by ninjas, have your toilet paper stolen by a mummy,
Or have your car wrecked by a wolf man these things don't happen to normal people
They happen to Jimmy an absolute jerk how cares for simply revenge
Getting his friends tied into the mix this journey is one filled with madness
Of the most jerkish kind
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