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New York.

Loki surveyed the city with a wide smile, his future kingdom. His plan was perfect, although, judging by the hero beside him, the plan didn't go as he wanted. But it worked, and this tin man would see everyone in this kingdom see.

The machine spins, a pillar of light ignites towards the heavens, without the tin man able to do anything. The portal opened and the first Chitauri were already diving into the city. The small mortal hero tried to kill them with his missiles, how cute. It was all for nothing!

I, Loki! I won! This is the beginning of my era, of my reign and-

His smile vanished as he saw the portal flashing uncontrollably, deforming in impossible ways.

"What's happening?!"

His answer came in the form of a powerful explosion followed by a flash of light that covered the entire city... and perhaps more...

Warning: This is Crack Treated Seriously.

The author's native language is not English, so there will be translation and spelling errors.

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