God, give me patience-

"911 whats your emergency?"
"Two idiots and a flaming cat broke in my house, what should I do?"
"What."
"What?"
Basically, an uni student woke up and found Twisted Wonderland characters in their house.

Yuukai was a tired, overcaffeinated, emotionally constipated university student with three main hobbies: procrastination, bad financial decisions, and pretending problems don't exist.

This strategy has never worked.

So obviously, the universe made it worse.

On one already miserable day, in a house way too big and way too expensive for someone surviving on instant noodles and poor choices, reality decided to personally ruin Yuukai's life.

It kicked the door down and dropped a problem in the living room.

A fictional character.

From their favorite game.

Alive.

Breathing.

Touching stuff.

Yuukai, who still hadn't processed their assignments, their bank account, or their life decisions, was now expected to process *this*.

They didn't.

They just stared.

And mentally unplugged.

The alternative title for this is "Why giving a shit will bankrupt you" or "The art of giving a shit"